Hey there, the name’s Sloane Snodgrasse and I hail from Belgravia Beach. What follows is a brief summary of my missing link(ed–in) contacts, interests, raison d’être and pastimes as a sentient being:

Noctambulist/cereologist (freestyle), hon secretary, Wiggy Genius Social Club, confrère of Wolfgang Childerglas, Brunswick’s leading sommelier, and former doubles partner of Renata Comeonova, erstwhile Czech women’s number 37 ranked double-handed sphairist. 

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