’evening, your present interlocutor is E* Curb Nottus, senior contributor to the iconic blogfest that is 7dayadventurer.com.

A brief note on my aspirations/emotional pattern/life mission, etc follows:

I find myself habitually overcome by pogonophobia inside beauty salons, I have a blackbelt in Mendiloquence (NB: the two things are not related). Politics: Narco-Syndicalist. In next life: I’ve put in a request with my own private Buddha that I wouldn’t mind being reincarnated as an armless campanologist next time round (you’d have to have been there to get the nuances of that one!).

* I refuse both categorically and uncategorically to periodise the initial!

Sargasso–on–Sea, March 2025.